Chill Pill
Description
Despite millions of years of practical experience, the human race has still failed to find a way that allows it to enjoy a 24-hour bender without ending up with a truly awful hangover. It doesnt matter if your session was drowned in mead, ale or alcopops (delete according to taste/era), the chances of being able to live through the next day without a head full of angry wasps lashed to barbed wire in a butter churn were, sadly, extraordinarily slim. And thats where the Chill Pill comes in. (No, sorry, thats not strong enough: Its taken all of human history to get here. Weve suffered! How weve suffered! But now, thanks be to God, science has found a cure for the hangover.) The Chill Pill is a simple but ingenious device thats here to soothe your battered head during the morning after. Its a chilled eye pillow that sits across your tiny, sore and sad red eyes (or on your pulsing, throbbing head . . . or aching, head-banged neck), and delivers a deliciously cool and refreshing sensation thats guaranteed to help you on the road to recovery. It comes in a cool and quirky pharmaceutical pill design, and even bears the legend Ouch! to allow you to extract maximum sympathy from your friends. (Although theyll probably be cursing your name for buying that last round of gross shots, and be too busy trying to wrestle this slinky salvation from your prone body to care how youre feeling!) Please note: colours may vary from those in images.
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